Welcome to the Official (and Possibly Unofficial) Rincewind the Wizard Page
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If you're here hoping for spells, sorcery, or a wizard who knows what he's doing, then… well, you're almost in the right place. Rincewind—the most reluctant, chronically unlucky wizard in all of Discworld—is definitely here, whether he likes it or not.
Known for exactly one spell (the one that keeps him running away from trouble), extraordinary ability to avoid adventure (which somehow fails spectacularly), and a suspicious amount of cowardice disguised as cleverness, Rincewind's story unfolds where danger is a given and survival is a bonus.
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Browse at your own risk. Rincewind probably would, if he wasn't too busy hiding under a conveniently placed rock.
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If, for reasons best known to yourself and your therapist, you wish to contact Rincewind directly, there's a form below.
Fill it in. Ask your question. Share your peril. He can't promise to reply with magic, but he can promise to panic about your message almost immediately.